I made the snake from the book (first project on DPNs!):



Then, I made the bunny.  It was pretty quick and a lot of fun.  Many thanks to Jess!

It's a knitted pig!  This is my first big project.


The pattern is from Knitted Toys by Fiona McTague.


The hardest part was finishing; I had no idea how to seam some of the parts together!


Not the most flattering angle.


Now I might know enough to make my own pattern for other animals.


A friend has requested an opossum for her birthday.

I received a needlepoint kit from my boyfriend's mother for the holidays.  She knows I do needlepoint and thought I would like to take up cross-stitch.  It was a super-sweet gift and I was touched and I want to do it, but there's a slight problem: the pattern.  Here's the picture that was printed with the kit:

My question: Can this be rescued?  Can this be used in a kitschy way, or is it beyond hope? 

My ideas so far: 

• The pattern has an option for doing the text in French.  That's a start.
  
• Also, I could make it, take a photo to send to the mother-in-law, then add something to it, like fire, or some other imminent doom for the kitten. 
  
• Would it work on a t-shirt?

Other ideas?

Did anyone else get gifts that need, um,  modification?

(I should say, she it not without taste--I also received a kick-a** hat and mittens that she knitted!)

[Take it apart.]

This lamp will add a nice institutional feel to any room of your home. ðAlternately, you can keep it at work like I do. ðImagining myself an artist, I expected my coworkers to thrill at its irony, to participate in its anger, and to walk away mournful of the human condition and subconsciously scarred. ðInstead, most coworkers think it's cute. ðYou decide.

Here's what you'll need:

• An old coffee urn.
  
• A light kit, or a fixture, cord, and all the other stuff salvaged from another lamp.
  
• A shade
  

There are only two tricks to making a lamp out of just about anything. ðFirst, you have to find a way to mount the light fixture. ðHere, just drill a hole in the top of the lid. ðAnd second, you have to find a discreet (or indiscreet!) place for the cord to exit. ðI was going to drill another hole at the bottom, in the back, but the spout just seemed better.

• Take it apart.
  Use a screw driver to remove the handle from the lid. ðRemove everything from the inside of the urn. ðMine had a strainer and other stuff in there. (Anyone have any ideas for what to do with it?) ðRemove the spout at the bottom. ðThis may require a socket wrench.
  
  
• Clean it.
  It's easier now than later.
  
  
• Start at the bottom.
  
  Take apart the spout. ðRun the cord through and reattach to the urn. ð I had to use pliers to pull out a rubber stopper so the cord could fit through.
  
  
• Drill
  Light fixtures are standardly mounted on something called a threaded nipple. ðThere should be one of these in your light kit, or you can get one at a hardware store. ðDrill a hole through the lid just wide enough or slightly wider than the threaded nipple. ðI had the guy at the hardware store do this for me because I couldn't find my 3/8 drill bit. ðSecure the threaded nipple to the lid with threaded nuts (find them in the same part of the store). ð
  
  
• Attach the fixture
  Attach the harp (the thing that hold the lampshade), then the fixture, drawing the cord through. ðWire the socket. ðYou can find helpful instructions at
  
  http://www.engin.hope.edu/~krupczak/Labs/Electricity_Lab/Electricity_new.htm
  
  If that link dies, do a web search for "wire lamp socket," or check the back of the light kit, or study another lamp. ðBasically, you want to split the end of the cord, strip the wires, wrap them around the screws, and tighten the screws. ðUse an underwriter's knot to keep the cord from getting pulled out from below. ðThere's a picture at the link above.
  

Add a compact flourescent bulb and an ulgy blue shade and you're done. ðIf anyone can figure out how to make the spout lever a switch, let me know!