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11  Craft Swaps / ARCHIVE OF SWAPS THAT ARE TOTALLY FINISHED / Re: Terribly Important SOB unicorn zombie apocalypse *FULL - Send 03/07/11* on: January 25, 2011 06:06:54 PM
I am so terribly important that my partner is sending quite early! I, however, have had to fire my last twelve assistants and, instead, bought those charming monkeys who wrote all of Shakespeare's plays. They have acquired a number of crafty materials and are hard at work on her important unicorn zombie apocalypse items. They are actually quite efficient, for hired primates, and I was very careful in choosing them. My neighbor had a gorilla butler several years back and that didn't end well. Not well at all...
12  Craft Swaps / ARCHIVE OF SWAPS THAT ARE TOTALLY FINISHED / Re: Terribly Important SOB unicorn zombie apocalypse *FULL - Send 03/07/11* on: January 13, 2011 02:24:27 PM
I was pleased to discover that my partner and I are both members of the Terribly Important Texans Society. It's a lovely organization but it doesn't lend itself well to acronym.  Grin
13  Craft Swaps / ARCHIVE OF SWAPS THAT ARE TOTALLY FINISHED / Re: Terribly Important SOB unicorn zombie apocalypse *Sign Up 'till 1/23/11 - Send 03/07/11* on: January 10, 2011 03:15:49 PM
It is so rare that I have the opportunity to encounter others as terribly important as myself... I simply cannot say no! However, I understand that it is difficult to comprehend my fantasticocity over the interwebs. In order to prove my immense importancity, I will relay the fact that cable man, despite his obvious many appointments about town, has set aside four entire hours to attend to my cable and internet needs. FOUR HOURS. I am just so terribly important it hurts.
14  Halloween / Halloween Decor and Parties / Re: Surgery and a Haircut!!! on: October 30, 2010 06:11:51 AM
Surggggerrrrrry.

Nice job!
15  NEEDLEWORK / Needlework: Completed Projects / Re: 50 cent is a poet on: October 18, 2010 07:10:13 PM
I had shingles, so I feel your pain. Literally.

Also, I eat this. I hit 'this rocks.'
16  CROCHET / Amigurumi: Completed Projects / Re: Conjoined Aliens (with pile of flesh) on: October 12, 2010 05:00:01 PM
I eat these. They remind me of something I would see on Adventure Time. Totally mathematical.
17  NEEDLEWORK / Needlework: Completed Projects / Re: Blarg! (RvB Xstitch) on: October 04, 2010 12:27:54 PM
Thanks to everyone who hit "This Rocks!"  Grin Glad to see I'm not the only RvB fan here. The birthday boy hasn't seen it yet - he thinks I got him a dvd. His fiancee got him a 'Grifball' shirt, so there's a theme building.

Bonus quote for National Breast Cancer Awareness month: "It's not pink, it's lightish red!"
18  NEEDLEWORK / Needlework: Completed Projects / Blarg! (RvB Xstitch) on: October 04, 2010 08:49:02 AM
My little brother turns 25 today and while we may have had some extreme sibling rivalry growing up, it turns out that, as adults, we are both nerds. One thing we have in common is our eat of the Halo machinima, Red vs. Blue. So, for his birthday, I decided to stitch him up the only thing Tucker's alien offspring, Junior, ever really said..."Blarg." For the text, I found an Old English font online and the border is from the Subversive Cross Stitch book. I used two strands of floss (variegated for the border) and 14-count Aida. Finished size is 5 x 7.



"I think 'blarg' means 'me' ... or 'apples.'" - Caboose (click for YouTubey goodness)


Thanks for looking! (Translation: Blarg blarg honk.)
19  NEEDLEWORK / Needlework: Completed Projects / Re: Are you pondering what I'm pondering? on: September 30, 2010 04:56:13 PM
Also, I now eat you for providing pile of flesh. Helloooooooo next (world-domination) project.
20  NEEDLEWORK / Needlework: Completed Projects / Re: Are you pondering what I'm pondering? on: September 30, 2010 05:33:12 AM
I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking... I mean, what would the children look like?

(Rocked it)
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