here are a few of my favorites!
I <3 glue!
5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions
I used to be indecisive but now I'm not sure
I'm not messy! Just organazationally challenged
Huked on Foniks Wurked 4 me!
If you can read this shirt you're in my way
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I will not pay you to be your advertisement
You're making fun of me? Wow! You're actually spending your life to think about me! I feel so special!
I got lost in thought, It was unfamiliar territory...
It's not easy being perfect but someone's got to do it
If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, why practice?
When something goes wrong blame it on your sister
There is no fun in having nothing to do, the fun is having tons to do and not doing it.
(good for short people like me!): It's not how tall you are, It's how high you reach
How's the weather up there?
I look up to you...
The more you study the more you know the more you know the more you forget the more you forget the less you know so what's the point of studying?
Smile, It scares people.
I don't look down on you b/c you're short! I look down on you b/c you're you!
Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself
Oxymoron: Microsoft works
When you're in love don't draw your name in a heart b/c a heart can be broken. Draw it in a circle b/c a circle never ends.
This one is funny to put on a binder:
Warning: Do not enter!
Brain cramps may occur!
I'll think of more later!
I'm new so I hope you like these!