back text: fyi: those are not the reasons i hate them, just funny facts put together
haha might i just add that cartoon boobs on a stick figure person are hilarious! and i love how the polygamist thinks he's all cool, so he's wearing sunglasses. bahhaha! sluts and polygamists are totally lame though, good call.
Now that we're wrapping up, I'm curious- who scans the comments looking for responses to their secrets? I know I do! And did anyone else find themself revealing more in their comments than they actually told in their secrets?
wow. i just realized i haven't commented since page..15? no card shall be left behind. -deep breath- so here goes:
by the way everyone, just sayin, i've been listening to kimya dawson's "sunbeams and some beans" and it seriously puts you in a cheery mood..just sayin..
disney princess i think this is the second card i've seen posted about being a disney princess. it hadn't occured to me in a very long time, but i think i'd quite like to be a disney princess as well. i always liked princess jasmine because DUDE, she had a tiger. and upon looking again at this card it says WORK as a disney princess. so i just made an ass out of myself for no reason, haha! yes, people in the real world WORK as disney princesses. sounds like a fun job.
better off without me don't be so hard on yourself! relationships work until they don't. simple. i'm sure you have a lot to offer someone out there :] i hope you prove yourself wrong, as well.
unconditional love i certainly hope they notice more than you've noticed that they've noticed. uhm what i mean here is that i hope they know how much you really love them, and kudos to you for being such a loving person, not everyone can say that.
florida duddddde. i hear ya! florida is a wonderful place to live, and even though i love my friends and family in va...there is something about florida that seems...happy. like, it's in the air. it's awesome.
cosmo ahahaha! me too! i'm always like, "i got this because of the beauty articles" even though i know everyone knows better. but seriously, cosmo tells you to do some random things sexually. like dude, i'm not sticking my finger up my bf's ass no matter WHAT YOU SAY. ew.
knitting kniting is as hard as i think it is. but i love the unexpected materials used on this card!
symmetrical i love nature's asymmetry. i even love man's asymmetry. i read somewhere that drew barrymore's face is perfectly symmetrical, and she talks out of the side of her mouth, so i mean LOOOOK at what happens when you're symmetrical. nature deems it not so.
buffy/spike i could never decide who i really was more in love with. spike or angel? when it comes down to it i loooooved angel. but uhm spike? i'd hit that..he liked the ramones. i think?
inclusive language perhaps it's the sugar high from the uhm ENTIRE BAG of jellybeans i just ate but i don't quite follow the message on this card. i'm sorry, i temporarily have squirrel brain..but boo! to fucked up boys. they're no fun.
irresponsible/money ugh i hear ya! i've just recently become more disciplined, and it feels reallllly nice.
not as tough this is such a lovely card! i love sharks in general. (hello shark week being greater than or equal to christmas) but i can really identify with this card. i've only recently been able to outwardly soften myself, let myself be vunerable. i actually find it to feel much safer to love and feel gooey feelings openly.
kill myself/therapy i'm very happy to hear that you are in therapy and doing well! i've dealt with things like this in my family and it's always wonderful to hear someone is working towards feeling better. :] -hugs-
titanic haha! that's great. super sneaky work, too!
pros/cons hmmm. this is tricky territory. i will just say this: everyone deserves to be happy and be wholely loved. on that note, everyone needs to pull their own weight in a relationship.
envirothon it IS funny how those things work..
abuse i am sorry! this is a really pretty card..
konner haha. that's funny i wish i knew more of this story..i made up a boyfriend once. i was at a private school, and the girls (who i totally didn't fit in with) asked me if i had a bf(best friend) and i thought they meant boyfriend. so i made one up. looking back, i cringe!
if i'm okay it's usually easier than explaining why you're not so okay. so i understand. hopefully it's just a passing thing.
blue eyes/brown eyes i have blue/grren/grey eyes, and sometimes i've wanted brown eyes, something bluer, or greener..we all want what we don't have.
mother/regrets i certainly hope that isn't true. and i'm sorry you feel that way :[ i couldn't even imagine..
mom/beautiful i'm glad you KNOW you're beautiful! what's up with mothers not appreciating their daughters?! sometimes people have a skewed idea of beauty, and i'm so glad you appreciate what you've been given. it's lovely
sex during pregnancy -shudders- the whole pregnancy thing scares me in general. but i'm 23...so i have a while to stew on this. i'm sorry your sexy times haven't been so awesome. unless you mean they've been super awesome. in which case high five. if, however, that's not the case, i hope you and whomever are able to work through it.
love kids/terrified me too. well i don't love kids at this point. i just met my friend's baby, and he's pretty kick ass. so i'm warming to babies. but i'm sooooooo scared of pregnancy. hello puking? and being fat.
pot -shifty eyes- i've never started but i'm SO down with using it to cure insomnia. i hate not being able sleep well. i've been a light/shitty sleeper since FOREVER
worship i had to google this, but hey, whatever works for you. i'm quite fond of crows so the idea appeals to me in that sense. don't worry about people understanding your beliefs, no one really understands anyone's beliefs unless they share them, and that's okay.
incapable of love watch "paper heart" everyone is capable. if you let go of worrying about wether or not you are capable or deserving, you'll find that it usually just finds you.
smelly kid my sister experienced a lot of ridicule as a kid because of her weight, and i wish i could be there for EVERY kid who gets picked on or bullied. it's ridiculous that teachers and school counselors don't NOTICE what happens to kids. i hope you've been able to let go of your past experiences and have found LOVELY people to surround yourself with.
pain i'm sorry you feel this way :[ i have a family memeber with BPD and i've heard this said over and over verbatum. and all i can say is i'm sorry and i hope you find something to help you feel happier..
2012 what scares me most is the mass hysteria. i'm really afraid of what people will do in the days leading up to this. and how lame they will feel when we all wake up on the 22nd. hopefully.
mom suicide i'm sorry you had to go through that. i had a friend who's dad committed suicide. i can't even imagine what it's like to have to come to terms with something like that.
mom/tattoos i hope you and your mom can have an open communication about your choices. people tend to have very short sighted opinions about things until they are able to see another side...perhaps.
responsible one since i don't know the whole story here, i will just say that i hope what you do for yourself or the people around you is appreciated.
miss being skinny arghhh i know! me too! i used to be that girl who was skinny, and everyone wanted to be my size. now i'm all average and jiggly. but it's okay, i have a more womanly body now. and i've just come to terms with learning to be a healthier, fitter person, and letting the weight balance out on its own, however it pleases.
fleece pajamas uhm...that sounds pretty awesome.
cat likes you i had this same problem. i had to leave my kitty at my moms house for 6 months(i couldn't take him on the plane) and when i got back he was all cuddly with my sister grr! this is a really awesome looking card btw
on a good day the artwork on the card is rather pretty. i have felt this way many many times.
wine haha! this is so great..
quit my job i know this feeling. i think it's silly we have to work at jobs we hate just to be "functional" adults. be should all just craft and be merry. -le sigh- in a perfect world.
country girl haha i grew in the most BACKWOODS place ever. so i know what being country is. although i never really fit in there. and i love the country, but i love the fresh air, pretty gardens, sunshine, hippy dippy country life my mom exposed me to, so it's a little different.
snoring haha men and the things they just don't KNOW. ha. my boyfriend doesn't even like the cats in the bed...which is LAME.
video games haha i read blogs all day and then i hurry up and make it look like i've done....something.
lady gaga i'm sorry, but i love lady gaga. i just can't help it. i love an eccentric. but at first i was like wtf is up with this chick?
fashion haha sometimes i actually have to laugh out loud at the things people are willing to PAY FOR. and then they wear it around like it's the shit. if people would just take a tiny step back...i think it would help.
addicted to food man i loveeee foood. it's a good thing i prefer healthier foods because if not, i'd be so screwed.
debt i'm sorry to hear that..i watched my parent struggle with debt and it has to be one of the single most stressful things...ever
i love hank sorry, i have noooo idea who that is. i guess i'm just lame..but hey, anyone who can make someone laugh is awesome in my book.
sex interesting fetishes are pretty interesting. why people have them? whhhy it gets them off? fascinating stuff..
hate feet i think i dislike my feet beacause i dislike all feet.
n.a. sorry you have to worry about people finding those kind of things out. kudos to staying with it though...seriously. drugs and alcohol ruined my family. i wish my dad had your initiative..
cheer hahaha this one is just so great..
law school fluke or not, congrats!
nipples pierced i thought about it a few times once upon a time..but i just like em as is.
ahh! i have the same problem, i'm just walking along, minding my own, and -PHEW- my headband just shoots off the back of my head. it's so lame. i've thought to myself,"you should make your own headbands.."
glad you took more initiative than me, these are SUPER effing cute.
It's not my place to decide what should die so I can "enjoy" food when vegan food's delicious
that is pretty much where i am right now. i've been an on again off again vegetarian since the 7th grade. we dissected chicken wings (? i don't know why) and the smell totally grossed me out. i've fluttered in and out of the lifestyle mostly out of convenience, which is a terrible reason. my boyfriend hates most vegetables, and isn't usually interested in the foods i love. also, a pretty lame reason. so now, i'm back to CRAVING these foods, and noticing the heaviness that i feel when i eat meat. i don't like it. i've also grown tired of the heavily processed foods the boyfriend likes.
i prefer to eat this way for MANY reasons. i do it for the health benefits, i do it because i LOVE veggies, and i do it because i am uncomfortable contributing to another creature's miserable life. i cannot support it, certainly not out of convenience.
if anyone is interested, i recently stumbled upon a terrific food blog. lots of recipes and all around happiness: http://happyfoody.com/