Yes, apparently he is quite the spontaneous masturbator!
I did not read that, but I have noted that their advertising is obnoxious and disguisting. Consistently. See back of Onion for details.
Moral of the story: It's better to exploit exotic models than poor orphans.
Incidentally, the Jane article divulged that he uses his own employees--NOT models or orphans--in the ads. Just a lucky guy, I guess, to have hired so many hot professional women who are willing to get naked for their boss!
Anyway, it's still a great option.