It started when I joined the Valentine's day card swap...Now I can't stop
Here's some more
In case you can't make out the text it says (from L to R, T to B): "The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their faces whether they see a moth or an axe murderer." "A little birdie told me that you suck." "My God, what's that smell? That is the smell of desire my lady. God no! It smells like a used diaper...filled with Indian food. You know, desire smells like that to some people." "Would I rather be feared or loved? Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."
The pink rabbit says "Apparently binge drinking causes brain damage." Blue rabbit replies "Whatever. Lots of things cause drain cabbage."
The cat exclaims "OMG Where's the exit?!"
Here are some mini cards
with glue for size reference. From L to R they say "Robots are cool; any by cool, I mean, sweeter than Ninjas and Pirates put together." "The tooth fairy teaches kids that they can sell body parts for money." "If knitting were an exercise, you'd be able to bounce a quarter off my ass." "Putting the 'ho' in housewife." "Zombie boyfriends love you for your brains."
From L to R they say "I'm a junkie but at least I don't share needles." "Boy: You are the most beautiful girl in the world. Girl: You're just saying that. Boy: No! I'm madly in love with you and it's not because of your brains or your personality." "Bunny 1: I made some more candy today! Bunny 2: *sigh* For the last time, your 'brown jelly beans' are not candy!" "Put your big girl panties on and deal with it."
Here's a set of chunky pages I made for a swap. My fave is the last one; I stitched together tiny scraps of cloth to make a ocean of color and the little boat on top finishes the whole thing. There's also a small bead fish in the "water".
Here's a chunky representing the love of words. The writing itself is hard to make out even in person so here's what it all says "Language is the blood of the soul into which thoughts run and out of which they grow. There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and open a vein. Words - so innocent and powerless as they are, as standing in a dictionary, how potent for good and evil they become in the hand of one who knows how to combine them. Language exerts a hidden power, like a moon on the tides. The pen is mightier than the sword. I am a galley slave to pen and ink. Fill your paper with the breathings of your heart. Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own."
Lastly here another chunky page about Bees. I made the honeycombs out of cut up rubber tubing that I painted and then stuffed some of the holes with this weird beaded foam stuff I have to make it look like wax or something. I like how it turned out minus the fact that I ran out of room for the quote! It says "The bee is more honored than any other animal, not because she labors, but because she...(ran out of room! continued on the back) labors for others."
Please let me know what you think! C and C very much appreciated!