I LOVE HOME MOVIES! I just got the 10th anniversary box set for Christmas. Your work is AWESOME!
My favorite McGuirk quote is from the episode "Four's Company" where McGuirk is trying to get Lynch, Erik and Paula to go out to dinner with him.
coach - "Are you looking at your calendar?"
Erik- "Yes, I'm in the living room, looking at my calendar...."
coach- "I'm in my car, holding binoculars. You're in the kitchen, holding a blue mug."
I don't know how that could be done, other than to maybe have them on opposite sides and have like orange text for coach and like blue for Erik or something. Hm.... now I'm thinking!