I thought I had posted all of these, but obviously not. I received another today. But, who knows when it came. I've been out of town for about 2 weeks since my grandpa died, so I hadn't been to my mailbox or been able to check to make sure I had posted all of them.
I'm sorry, these are like the worse pictures ever... but since my grandpa died, I am moving back home and am currently in the process of packing... And right now my camera phone is all I can find.
"I did a big poo at work today. And since I was on the clock, I got paid for doing it!"
It has a lot of fortune cookies on it, and says "I save all my fortunes."
Top of Card
Bottom of Card
Top says "I shoplift. A lot. I know, I know. It's terrible. I don't care."
Bottom says "But I did pay for the paper this is written on!"
It has a Michael's receipt attached with the paper highlighted.
"I pee in the sink, all the time"
Again, I'm really sorry for the delay, and the crappy pictures. You deserve better.