Good evening, listeners.
I have been looking at all of these wonderful items being posted on our swap message board and I am just so excited and so amazed that all of these things are possible. The overwhelming amount of creativity and skill is really making me start to doubt myself. At least I think it is doubt that is making my body start to go transparent. Maybe it actually has more to do with this "Daily Curses for Radio Hosts" book I found under my desk. It looks like intern Maureen has been leaving her things lying around again. Oh Maureen.
As wonderful as all of these swap items are, I can't help but worry that some of you may turn green with envy... literally. You see, my swap package comes with a mystery. I received from Sylvan today, and I have to tell you I was practically blown away. Since this is not radio, I am able to present to you, The Lights in Radon Canyon:
They even light up. In a mysterious pattern. I have yet to ascertain what this means, but I have been sent a morse code alphabet as a clue. Hmm. This is truly amazing.
As if this weren't enough, I also have a WTNV t-shirt of my very own. I am so happy to be able to show off my Night Vale pride.
Sylvan: I really, really hope you like my package half as much as I like yours. It is seriously the best thing I have ever received in the mail. It is blinking it's mysteries to me as I type this. I don't know how I can repay you. However, if you are looking for an unpaid internship, we have a recent opening.