So . . . normally I'm a procrastinator, but I made a bib, and I am nowhere near having a kid. It started out as a project to make bibs for a program at my church, but I wanted to use some of the fabric I already had, and I ended up with this:
I used the bib pattern in Susan Mickey's Sewing Projects in an Afternoon, but I used bias tape to make ties as opposed to using Velcro, and I used a butterfly applique instead of making an animal face. For your amusement, I've included a picture of Axel modeling the bib. Just 'cause.