I received 5 today! YAY!
"I don't want you to be in my wedding"
I had a courthouse wedding because there were so many people that did the whole "Am I going to be a bridesmaid?" thing, and quite frankly, they just weren't good enough friends and/or relatives. I wasn't about to have people make me feel guilty just because they wanted to feel important. Getting married at the court house was quick, cheap, and didn't make me any less married.
"I eat to cook...But I'm terrible at it"
Me too! Well, I can make a mean lasagna, but that's as far as my skills go! LOL!
"N applied for the assistant manager position but was never going to get it even though J and R told her she would. L had sex with F but he never called her again because she was so bad. D has been accused of rape! M steals big items but the managers haven't realised yet. B is pregnant! I spread gossip at work purely for my personal entertainment when it starts causing arguments."
This one made me giggle so bad! When my sister was having all sorts of drama at her job, I told her to start spreading the office gossip because it would make her feel better when things got tough! And it helped!
"There's something so romantic and sexy about a glass of red wine. Too bad I can't stand the taste!"
Agreed. My husband and I have this beautiful set of wine glasses, but I think wine, especially red wine, is horrible! I pour 7-Up and grenadine in a glass and pretend to be fancy! LOL!
"All of my friends are pregnant. Even the ones who never wanted any. I hate it every time someone tells me the big news. And I cry. I'll never be a mom. And it kills me."
Oh gosh, I am so sorry
It used to kill me when my ex-husband would be paying out all this child support money to these women he just had one night stands with, and he NEVER wanted kids. When I was pregnant, he wanted me to have an abortion because he didn't want any kids, and especially didn't want to have to pay for another one. Thankfully, I didn't have the abortion, and I have my little one standing next to me now. But it's difficult for me to have future pregnancies because of some reproductive problems, so when I hear about people being preggers, it kind of hurts me a little. My current husband and I have been trying for 8 months, and nothing. It's incredibly sad. You know, you can still be a mother. Many hugs to you!