Wow, that looks so amazing.
WHY THE HELL ARE THE SMILEY FACES PILGRIMS?
Is it Thanksgiving in the US? (we don't have it here )

Yes, today is Thanksgiving.

The day to celebrate the genocide of Native Americans by stuffing our fat greedy faces full of food!

Yay!

I demand a Ganondorf!

He is my favorite! I made a Ganondorf costume =D

Oh my god, your children are beautiful!

I am crafting ALL of my gifts this year. I know what you mean! I spent a good 5 hours on this pillow for my friend last year and when I went over to her house it was stuffed in a forgotten drawer. *sigh*

I am making all of my friends and relatives little plushies for Christmas.

Here is my list:
Hayrolls (My mom loves them for some reason.)
Boobs (Yes, two of my guy friends haven't had any action in a while and I thought it would be funny!)
Cat
Bunny
Dachshund
Chihuahua
Sun and Moon pillows
Zero (From Nightmare Before Christmas)
A cape
A funky hat
Heart pillow
Octopus

I have a pattern for the Chihuahua, the one I am most concerned with is Zero. I know theres a knitting pattern on here but I don't know how to knit, only sew.

If you have any cute patterns for any of the above projects, please fill me in!

Thank you all in advance!

I have a lot of work cut out for me 

i am sewing two of my guy friends a pair of boob pillows because neither of them have had action in a while. Haha!