Here are my last cards.
"Dear Coworker,
Even though you're a vaguely misogynistic 55 year old
braggart with a lisp and obsessive compulsive disorder...You still turn me on a little!!!"

Back: "...I don't kow what my problem is. I hate him
so much but I have a ll these perverse thoughts about him!!!"
"You're not going to change. I can see that. So how about you admit it, then we can all move on."

"No matter who I'm with or what I'm thinking, I always assume people can read my mind."

"Before I take a shower I make faces to the mirror. It sometimes takes me over 20 mintues to remember I was supposed to take a shower..."

Back "Its so difficult to pull myself away...and its harder if I KNOW I HAVE TO HURRY UP