And some more ....
"I wish I was flexible enough to try more bondage positions"
"I lied about... everthing. Sorry."
"I sometimes buy toiletries just because I like the packaging"
Oooh, me too, me too! I'm such a sucker for packaging.
"I don't leave tips for shitty service at restraunts. You know what that means ... I hardly ever tip after a meal. And I don't feel bad at all
I'm guilty at times of not being a great tipper, but I never leave without tipping anything unless it was so bad that I felt the need to speak with a manager. I think sometimes people look for things that are wrong to justify not tipping...
"Report Card Semester 1:
I failed my first semester of college. My parents don't know or care."
Back says "I wish I could show you the real report card. I was ashamed and threw it away."
The first time I failed anything was my first semester in college. Adversity builds character, and I think I learned more from failing that class than I would have if I had passed it (which I did the second time around with an A). The only thing to be ashamed of in failing is if you don't learn from it. And parents like that, yeah, I've got some too -- they didn't even care enough to show up for my graduation from college or law school. What can you do, it's not like you can pick your parents. If your family isn't there for you I hope you have some friends who are.
"The best part of me. My husband. & to think I almost married someone else."
I think the sender meant this as a happy secret, but it would make me soooo sad to think that the best part of me was someone else.