I AM ALIVE! And found some AWESOME things while I was down there. >.>
I found a shop called Condom World not far from our apartment. (That's right, it's exactly what it sounds like.) They had a wall of like... Assorted things. So there was this shelf of naughty Christmas ornaments. I HAD TO BUY ONE. Now I can't find a picture on the internet from the store, so I can't share it. I'll just have to take one myself, so you all can see the first ornament my husband and I bought together. Haha.