So this was last year... but whatever. For our end of the year wushu (chinese martial arts) banquet thing us newbs decided to make our graduating seniors t-shirts (and a few other things like bracelets, key chains, and gag awards/certificates) for their presents. since i was the only one who knew how to stencil i was kinda put in charge... it was a long week, lemme tell you. but it was really fun. i think the most stressful part was trying to think of what would go on the shirts and on the certificates since they were all going to be inside jokes.
a couple of the shirts werent done yet when we took pictures... and then we forgot to take pictures of them.. -_-
here are some pictures of our seniors modeling them!
and here they all are!! (minus one)
and if you guys cared... i am going to list out what their certificates and shirts say from left to right and briefly explain the inside jokes.
1. Award: Mr. Mysterious
Tshirt: I'm Robert BITCH!
he's really shy and rarely talks... HAHAHA i wonder if he ever wears that shirt.
2. Award: biggest free food whore
Tshirt: of herself thumbs uping & it says periwinkle & cobalt on it
she always poses like that and i remember her arguing with another club member (for HOURS) about periwinkle being a pretty color and how he only likes cobalt because it sounds manly & if cobalt was named periwinkle he would not like it.
3. Award: smoothest dance moves
Tshirt: Redbull gives you
he says that he drinks red bull so he can land all his aerials...
4. Award: BEST NUTS
Tshirt: wushu grandaddy
he has really tasty nuts... so tasty that squirrels chewed through his backpack when we were on the beach to get to them. D: and he's actually wushu daddy because he teaches us newbs what to do like we are his children... but its wushu grandaddy because we like to crack old jokes at him.
5. Award: Best facial expressions
Tshirt: hide the children!
he makes retarded faces... and his creepiest one is his "hide the children" face. seriously, it's way creepy. I CANT BELIEVE HE WEARS IT IN PUBLIC
6. Award: the super stalker
Tshirt: hamster with a huge mushroom cloud in the back saying "i didnt do it"
she seems so innocent! ... it's very deceiving.
7. Award: best motivational speeches
actually he gives really awkward speeches. i mean they are pretty motivational and you do want to do better and give your all yadda yadda... but he usually takes it a step farther and you're left feeling... well, awkward. oh and he usually does the heart thing with his hands. very fitting!
8. Award: best black girl booty dance
tshirt: TMFL & on the sleeves it says thunder and lightning
he has the best black girl booty dance... what can i say? and apparently TMFL's punches are as fast as lightning. i cant remember exactly how he explained it... sorry.
9. Award: most fertile
Tshirt: wushu mama
she takes us newbs under her wing and teaches us what to do. she has a lot of wushu babies... thus she is most fertile.