I started an Unseamly Sweater (from The Happy Hooker) for my mom about two years ago. . . it got stowed away and never finished as is often the case with my crochet ambitions. I got it out the other day and started working on it--today, I finally put on the finishing touches!!

The sweater:


bottom edge detail:


stitches details:

Sorry for the delay, I received this card weeks ago 



"I love how even though you have a poli-sci degree and no experience or training in psych you felt the need to tell our boss that I'm 'mean' to my clients. No, she didn't tell me it was you. I just knew"

received this quite a while ago...sorry for the slow post...

" I think that scrapbooking is a total waste of time and money, but the stickers are just too damn cute."
(in case you can't tell, those are 3-D scrapbooking stickers on the postcard)

received two today:


"In the morning while you're still asleep, I play with your morning wood. Your dreams must kick ass!"

sorry for the blurriness on this one...

"He told me I'm pretty...that I've always been pretty...then he hugged me."
the back: "This is a secret because both of us come from the same small town and if I told anyone we know that he said that I don't think they'd believe me."

Received three recently...


"I have a friend that cuts. I try to be supportive, but I complain behind her back about what an ATTENTION WHORE she is."


"Smoking is so...what's the word i'm looking for?" and the back says, "I wish I still smoked"


"I swear I still see you around town. I have nightmares ever since that day." Looks like he is wearing Virginia Tech stuff 

Front says: "He's married. He has kids. And you're sleeping with him. You're a mistress. And I can't forgive that."

Back says: "He won't leave his wife for the sake of his kids. In ten years he'll leave her and you're willing to wait for him. Yet he spends all his free time screwing you, not with his kids. Where's the logic in that?"

6/10 cards finished...will send all together...received 2 already!

I'm so in on this swap...bummer that I missed round one; I've really been wanting to make a granny square afghan, but haven't had the patience to sit and make all my squares  . Maybe it will be easier or more fun to make squares for someone else. Peace all!

"EVERY TIME THE CALLER ID SAYS UNKNOWN, I THINK IT'S HIM, EVEN THOUGH, HE DIED, 5 YEARS, 5 MONTHS, AND 15 DAYS AGO"

Holy moley! I'm never the first to receive!
Here's the front:

It says, "I think Oprah has way too much influence over people's actions." It also has hidden in the picture, "think for yourself" and "why does everyone <3 her?"
the back: