I bought a black and white striped collared shirt from the thrift store...as much as I love stripes, the shirt was awfully unflattering and way too big on me, so after bringing it in to my size, I cut off the sleeves and added pink fleece sleeves as well as pockets and a waist-band (with a drawstring) from a hot pink fleece skirt from another thrift store (why would someone have a fleece skirt, really?), and this is what I came up with:
the camera made my eyes look all wonky because of the glare from my glasses so I made them look even more wonky just for the fun of it.
Edit: oops! I just realized that this probably should have gone under "reconstructed", sorry!