I'm a brand new to the craft scene and reading about all these injuries is kind of scary. I don't have any real craft related injuries, but when i was seven or eight i put a plastic bead (i think it was blue) up my nose during nap time at daycare. The lady thought i was saying i had a bee up my nose. I ended up in the hospital. That was great. They made me inhale nasty banana flavored gas to go to sleep. I don't use beads anymore. Nor do i eat bananas.
sadly, this is not crafty but i thought it would amuse you anyways. my dad did something similar to this when he was a boy. he thought it would be v. amusing to stick a pea up his nose (i have yet to discover WHY all little boys do this) and in his attempts to get it out again only pushed it further up. so then he stuck a cocktail stick up his nose aswell. to no avail, that just got stuck aswell. next? a teaspoon. and they wonder why im strange