I actually completed this two years ago and I'm finally getting around to sharing it. This is my insane Christmas Vacation themed circle skirt that I made to wear for the holiday season every year. I basically made a simple circle skirt out of linen so I could embellish it. The images are linocut prints and the quote is embroidered. It took almost as much time as putting up 25,000 imported Italian twinkle lights.
This is the quote I used, with some slight editing to fit nicely around the diameter of the skirt:
"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f*cking Kaye."