Whoooeee! I just got the most amazing piece of snark art from geekgirl1000100! Please excuse the terrible photos - I know I should wait til tomorrow so I can shoot it in better light, but I'm just to eager to show it off!
I had said that size was a consideration because our house is small and wall space is at a premium, so geekgirl cleverly made it two-sided, so I can enjoy two great pieces in the same space, just by reversing it every now and then.
The first side is a shadowbox, with a tiny martini glass (which you can barely see in this photo) and a bottle of vermouth. Around the frame, on the wonderful top hat paper, are miniature hammers and hatchets. Very appropriate for the text: "Sure, I could be kind and compassionate, but I'm going with cynical and snarky." Underneath are nuts and washers dangling with a miniature ice bucket and bottle.
It's worth a close-up:
The other side is just as great, with this slightly over-excited woman surrounded by treats:
I think my mother had that exact wallpaper in the kitchen when I was about five! The text reads: "I understand the concept of cooking and cleaning, just not as it applies to me."
Thanks, geekgirl, for this absolutely perfect pair! It's already found a coveted piece of wall space in the kitchen.