Of course though I have been known to be snarky at times, I'm not technically a housewife. (Although, I have to admit that I actually did have to set down my before-dinner martini to type this. Just a coincidence.) So this gives my partner permission to explore the male partner of the snarky housewife, the smug husband. Just another option.
Well if we're gonna get technical...I'm not a houseWIFE either - but I DO have a house, and I DO have to remind myself to keep the snark in check at times - that's two out of three, I think we are equally qualified.