I’m Beefranck, Queen of Ironic Stitching and Editor-in-Chief at Mr X Stitch. I know a thing or two about cool stitchery and it’s my pleasure to share my finds with you. So let’s do it!

Hi everybody! This week I wanted to showcase Frau Shizzle.

Frau Shizzle, aka Christin, lives in Germany, so many of her pieces have German text. This one says “And everybody says: Yeah!”

This one says “shit bird”.

This one is a bit more rude than the last.

I bet you can guess what this one says!

This is a statement about the media’s scare tactics – it states “We’re all going to die.”

See more from Christin in her Flickr photostream. Great things await!

Beefranck is the Queen of Ironic Stitchery and the binding polymer that holds together the Emergency Pants podcast, the Stitching n Junk podcast and MrXStitch, the best contemporary embroidery and needlework blog around. If you really want to get to know her, she’s usually getting up to shenanigans on Tumblr.