I Wanna Have Another Baby Just So I Can Hang This In It’s Room*
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*Not really. I would rather skewer my eyes with rusty knitting needles than have another baby. Wait, do knitting needles even rust? Well you know what I mean. I’m too old to be pregnant again. or deal with sleepless nights and diapers and wipes and sore boobs and cracked nipples. I don’t even know why I did go through all that twice. Did I forget after the first one how much work it was? Why can’t kids just come out big enough to wipe their own butts? Oh wait, that would hurt.