10 toes, 10 fingers, one head. You know the drill - that sort of thing doesn’t sell in the circus. (rubs hands together - ya that’s evil.)

From the listing:

Are you a fan of creepy circuses and freaky carnivals?
Do you love babies?

If you answered yes to both of those questions, this product is for you. Originally created as a prop for a Halloween party with a horror carnival theme, these cotton candy babies make a great addition to any curio room.

Hanging by a multi-colored string, these dolls were painted a deep red and surrounded by painted cotton to give the effect of a tasty cotton candy baby just ready to be eaten by the unsuspecting circus patron. Hang them, place them in a bowl, or use them as a great centerpiece - these babies will be a conversation starter no matter where they’re displayed.

We have five of these products. Two have blue cotton and three have pink cotton. Comes in a bag with string attached, ready to be hung by thumbtack (not included).

I’m going to assume these aren’t edible. Given the paint and all. If you’re having a Halloween party* this year, these would be perfect!

Thanks Adam! <— that blog is often NSFW/kids, but is one of my favorite blogs. You’d best have a good sick sense of humour if you go over there!

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*not recommended as a baby shower gift. Pregnant women have enough nightmares. I once dreamed I was breastfeeding a cat. My nipples curl into my boobs every time I think about it. Cat teeth are quite unforgiving, I would imagine. Meow!

Sam and Karen hail from none other than Craftastrophe.net, where they prove on an almost daily basis that handmade isn’t always pretty.